Top 25 Statements That Can Get You Cancelled ~2020 Edition~
Saying these things can get you fired, cancelled, censored and occasionally killed.
This past year, we have seen censorship and “cancel culture” ramped up exponentially, both online and offline. Apparently some extremely “tolerant” people really don’t like it when other people disagree with them…
As 2020 comes to a close, I have compiled an incomplete, slightly tongue-in-cheek list of some statements that can get you: cancelled, censored, stared at, fired, your posts deleted, and, on multiple occasions, shot at and killed.
Offend the “tolerant left” at your own risk, and enjoy those leftist tears! ;)
With apologies to Nancy Pelosi. Actually, nah, no apologies to Nancy Pelosi.
1. There are two genders (incoming SJW’s on your six)
2. I’m actually a Trump supporter (could get you killed)
3. Trump lost the election due to widespread fraud (gets your video deleted on YouTube)
4. All Lives Matter (could get you shot)
5. Masks don’t help (you’re a murderer)
6. COVID is not as bad as the flu (see #5)
7. Black-on-black violence is worse than police-on-black violence (ohoho saying this is a really bad idea)
8. Children are cute (you pedophile you)
9. Marriage is a good thing (reeeeeeee!)
10. Blacks are sometimes racist (how could you say such a bigoted thing?!)
11. White privilege is a myth (you should be ashamed of yourself!)
12. I would rather my child not attempt a sex change (I believe this could get your kid taken away from you in some states)
13. Misandry exists (angry hissy incoherent feminist noises)
14. I support the police (you must be a fascist(?)!!! )
15. Pineapple pizza tastes good (self-evidently false)
16. Allegations of sexual assault are innocent until proven guilty (HERESY)
17. Religion is a positive thing (Religion is obsolete you old-fashioned GRANDMA)
18. I like capitalism ($$$$ you!)
19. Epstein didn’t kill himself (this is a fact)
20. Vaccines have side effects (this is also a fact)
21. Forced diversity is a bad idea (‘nother fact)
22. Lockdowns kill people (so many facts)
23. Han shot first (faxx)
24. Being fat is unhealthy (THIS IS NOT A FACT YOU ARE A FAT-SHAMER YOU EVIL SCUMBAG DIE)
25. Men should protect women (REPORT AND DEPLATFORM HIM)
Have I missed anything? Oh, yes, am I allowed to say that Pelosi is ugly, or is that too much? I don’t think anybody would argue with that though… :)
There used to be another thing on this list, but I don’t want a Certain Party from a Certain Dictatorship coming after me, so I’ll leave that out. I’d rather take my chances with the Twatter and BookFace witch hunt mobs.
Hope you enjoyed, Happy Holidays, and enjoy life! Feel free to send to your leftist, progressive, tolerant friends, and show them how tolerant they really are!
